Someone hitting on my girlfriend (alas, not very eloquently) on a social media site:
"Hi Pretty, How are you doing over there, wow wow, I love this wonderful smile on your face, Do you have any lucky yet in your seeking of soul mate?? To be sincere with you, your profile is simple but terrific and striking as well. What beats my imagination is your stunning beauty at your age. Babe, I really desire to know you on a colossal note. lets continue thru mail."
I immediately imagined her in a bizarre manga comic strip, riding a colossal note.